Ocean Master T-Shirt


Color: Red
Size: S
Price:
$29.99
Stock:
In stock

Description

*50% of profits go to support God's Love We Deliver*

Welcome to the high seas! Your mission, which you have to accept (because what else are you going to do on a ship without Wi-Fi?) is to build islands so you can mine ore. You’d think that you’d be making a lot of money from all this ore, but no. You’re just an ore enthusiast. That’s just what you like to do… sit there and look at ore all day. Guess that makes you a horeder.

Embrace the best ore collecting game to date with this Ocean Master T-Shirt. And don’t forget—the one with the most ore gets to control the würfel (lowercase “w”, aka not the Rollacrit dragon, but the German word for “dice”). As a bonus, the winner will also get an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime INTERVENTION. Because ore hoarding is hurting your family.

Speaking of family…. if you find yourself sitting alone with your Ocean Master game because your kids are too busy playing Fortnite, try some tactful manipulation with this manipulative Ocean Master Junior T-Shirt. Become a whole family of Ocean Masters!

Product Specifications: 

  • Ocean Master T-Shirt
  • Be an ore hoarder
  • Official Rollacrit merchandise
  • Crew neck cut
  • Material: 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
    •  Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Machine wash cold with like colors only. Tumble-dry on low. Do not iron.

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