Character Sheet: Jeff Shaffer

Jeff Shaffer

Class: Wizard

Lawful Neutral

Skill Proficiency: +20 Offensive Magic | +15 Reasoning | +10 Charm

STR: 10

DEX: 11

CON:16

INT: 18

WIS: 15

CHA: 14

Language: Common, Skaven, Fluent in Dad Jokes

Personality Traits: Consistent, Friendly

Ideals: Consistency

Equipment: Wand of Miniature Mastery, Tome of Tactical Parenting, Pocket Sand (x3)

Attacks/Spells:

“Pocket Sand” — A surprise defensive spell. Blinds enemies for 1d4 rounds and causes mild existential confusion. Effective against PvP and toddler tantrums.

“Skaven Surge” — Summons a swarm of Warhammer vermin to overwhelm the battlefield. Bonus damage if cast while holding a paintbrush.

“Tattooed Memory” — Passive aura. Grants +5 to Wisdom and +10 to Lore Recall when discussing Warhammer, minis, or family history.

Background:

Jeff is a wizard of many realms: fatherhood, Warhammer, and the sacred art of miniature painting. When he’s not casting spells or collecting tattoos, he’s deep in the digital dungeons of PC gaming. United with his amazing, flawless, talented bard wife, he’s creating a legendary party of his own, with Atlas, Osiris, and a soon-to-arrive daughter. (Congrats!)