Michael Baker

Class: Bard/Wordsmith

Lawful Neutral (Because Evil is Off Brand)

Skill Proficiency: +15 Writing | + 10 Humor

STR: 9

DEX: 12

CON: 10

INT: 17

WIS: 15

CHA: 17

Language: Common, Infernal, Klingon

Personality Traits: Sarcastic, Nihilistic

Ideals: Aspiration

Equipment: Magic Pen, Burn Book of the Beast, Pants of Many Pockets


“Procrastination Panic” — Spell that sacrifices all dexterity to meet a writing deadline.

“This is Fine” — Spell that sets everything (and everyone) on fire but provides temporary invulnerability.


Michael is a professor of English (PhD) and writer. He previously championed the written word at ThinkGeek and has now fully embraced his love of pop culture and geeky stuff. In his spare time, Michael tries to manage his addiction to Kickstarting indie tabletop games by maintaining his dog’s presence on Instagram.

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